Area 51 Green
CLASSIFIED: On 4/20/2021 several reports came in of an Unidentified Flying Object flying over head and then seeming to stop and hover over a Hemp Farm, where the UFO began emitting a bright light. These civilian sightings correspond with surveillance footage captured at High Hemp Headquarters of the Alien [alias: "H"] sneaking around as if on a mission or maybe just playing around. Together these clues suggest that the Alien "H" has made contact and is the one responsible for the new out of this world High Hemp flavor.
TOP SECRET [Flavor INTEL]: High Hemp AREA 51 GREEN is out of this world, when you tear into a crisp pouch of AREA 51 GREEN your senses are abducted by the aroma of farm fresh green apples with the mouth-watering ZAP of sour green apple flavored candy.